Tuesday, August 16, 2005

A YM Conversation About One Name

nalan_dewa19: Hey, this has just stroke me, man...
fnizam79: what?
nalan_dewa19: I think we should stop calling that... err, nincompoop Ayah Pin...
nalan_dewa19: I mean, that's what his followers called 'im...
nalan_dewa19: Ayah = Father
fnizam79: uhuh
fnizam79: ouh yeh
fnizam79: shite
nalan_dewa19: Sorta like... sorta like an acknowledgment
nalan_dewa19: You see..
nalan_dewa19: It's like we muslims call Jesus by the name Son of God.
fnizam79: equivalance with the term padre
fnizam79: uhuh
fnizam79: yup
fnizam79: no wonder
nalan_dewa19: So... from now on, it we should just call 'im by his real name - Ariffin or Aripin or shithead or whatever.
fnizam79: yeah
fnizam79: agreeable
fnizam79: spread out the words man
nalan_dewa19: Yeah...
nalan_dewa19: But how, man?
fnizam79: errr... like writing it in the blog?
nalan_dewa19: oh, yeah... fuhgeddabouddat
nalan_dewa19: Holy, cow! This is like the greatest thing since bread came slice, man!
fnizam79: haha
fnizam79: fuck you

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Ahmed Deedat (1918 - 2005)

Some sad news is that he has passed away today (innaa ilaa raajioon). May Allah grant him Janaatul Firdoes and protect him from Adhaabul Quabir.

http://www.ahmed-deedat.co.za/frameset.asp

http://answering-islam.org.uk/Responses/Deedat/

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend!"

Bore your office friends with this list of fascinating facts:
- All porcupines float in water.
- Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.
- Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
- A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
- The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
- It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
- If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need gravity to swallow.
- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. How cool!
- Studies show that if a cat falls off the 7th floor of a building, it has about 30% less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the 20th floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
- Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
- The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
- Norvelle Rogers is the real name of 'Shaggy' in Scooby Doo.
- More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
- Certain frogs can be frozen solid, then thawed and survive.
- Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger that its brain.
- To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs it will let you go instantly.
- Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
- If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
- Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
- In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
- Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
- A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
- The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
- A whale's penis is called a dork.
- If a statue in the park is of a person on a horse that has both front legs in the air, then the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
- The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
- Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
- In "Casablanca", neither Humphrey Bogart or Ingrid Bergman has ever said "Play it again, Sam".
- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
- A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
- A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
- Starfishes have no brains. (Just like Bush.)
- Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
>><$BlogItemCommentCount$> comments <$BlogItemControl$>